To most of us, Jay Jones is simply "the smartest man we know".  Even the smartest people I know think that.  Yet for some reason there are few if any web pages commemorating this great man.  Since a web page could never fully honor Jay, however, this page is dedicated, with respect, to

Dr. Jones' Mustache

For years many of us assumed that the fantastic advice we were receiving actually emanated from the mustache, since that was the last thing it contacted before reaching our ears.  So when Jay decided to shave off the mustache I became very concerned that the flow of wisdom might also have been removed.  If that were the case, where would we go to get advice on: